….but here are some short storied ramblings from the warped imagination of the man he once was
I'm writing this on the eve of my 25th birthday. Can you imagine every miniscule detail of your life being documented on a daily basis? Think of some of the stupid shit you do every day when no-one else is around, then think about everyone you know watching you do it. Bad huh? You might... Continue Reading →
"Shit" He looked down at his phone to see the last name he wanted to see calling him, this could only be bad news. His vacation had been just what he needed after such a tumultuous time at work and the last thing he wanted to see flash up on his phone was "Boss" calling.... Continue Reading →
The idea for this story, if that's what you want to call it, came from an unexpectedly tough counselling session I attended today. I'm hoping getting this down in black and white helps me to wade through some of the mud in my mind. shadow: an area of darkness; to shadow (noun) is to follow... Continue Reading →
Before starting Part 2, you can read Part 1 of DRI 5154 which was published here Junior United States Senator of California, Kane Woodbridge, emerged into the golden sunshine of downtown San Diego from his chauffeur driven blacked out SUV. It had been an atypical day for him, certainly a slightly different one from his... Continue Reading →
Some people have dogs Some people have cats or Birds or snakes but who has a raptor? I have a pet I can ride to school!! His name is Reggie, he's super cool!! Some people have parrots but not my friend Doris! In her garden she has a Brontosaurus!! It eats from the trees, it's... Continue Reading →
Introducing Scarville, Iowa. Scarville, Iowa has a creepy, Disney villain-themed, name. Unfortunately the truth to it is less extravagant than the name suggests. The town is named after Ole Scar, a local landowner in the 1800's. It's a small, old fashioned town where everyone knows everyone and local businesses depend on their customers for survival.... Continue Reading →
"He's had an illustrious and decorated career. Enjoying stints with Kerrang, NME and Mixmag. He was senior editor at Metal Hammer Magazine for many years and mostly recently he's occupied the same position with us. Congratulations on a wonderful career, Jamie, we're really going to miss you. Friends and family, please raise your glasses to... Continue Reading →
My wife has just had our second little boy, I wrote this little story for our 5 year old son to help him think about how cool having a little brother will be. THE FLY BOYS If you ever take a walk through Edinburgh town, You must be sure to not look down, Because up... Continue Reading →
"Be careful what you wish for, you might just get it" - Unknown Years ago our former President had wanted to build a wall to resolve the "crimewave" that was coming over the border from Mexico. The guy even tried to get the Mexican Government to pay for the damn thing. Well, like the old... Continue Reading →
These events take place in 2022, following a positive vote for Scottish Independence. Having left the UK, Scotland is now operating it's third successful year as an independent country in spite of Westminster’s scare-mongering. After the now famous "Pinkie Cleugh" riots which followed the vote, the British Prime Minister, Morris Johnstone, introduced UK Martial Law.... Continue Reading →
Jeff Brooks is Dead!!!! 