….but here are some short storied ramblings from the warped imagination of the man he once was
The soft wetness against my lips was heavenly. Those big beautiful red lips were intoxicating. It was the first time I’d been kissed like that in years. I disappeared into a divine trance as her hard, sandpapery tongue ran across my face. Wait a minute? Sandpapery? Tongue? All across my face?“Albert!!”I sprang up from my... Continue Reading →
2 MONTHS AGO The 8 hour drive had taken its toll. Everyone told me I was mad. That a drive that long after a night filled with drinks, tears, hugs and goodbyes from my nearest and dearest would have to be done over two days. Take a night to sleep off the road and do... Continue Reading →
"Hi boss – yeah, no….no….we lost it.”It was the 23rd of October, part of the way through the first half of the season. Things had been going great for me professionally, I was scoring goals for fun and at home we were so excited to be expecting another baby. It was our second time experiencing... Continue Reading →
Hornswall, the most Northern of Kingdoms was the very tip of our world. Royalty - loved, respected and feared sat as the centerpiece, the very heartbeat of the Kingdom. A vast sweeping domain of cities, woods and seasons, Hornswall had once been a Kingdom fractured by borders and dominated by bloodshed for decades. Since the... Continue Reading →
Hard, cold rain strikes my face and rolls down my cheeks, the thunder crackles and fills my body with dread. “Not great weather we're having at the moment is it?" I nod and shrug and agree and keep my head down. Don't say anything. What's the point? Small talk is for other people. I really... Continue Reading →
"Now come on everyone, repeat after me: We Are Someone's Paradise." "WE ARE SOMEONE'S PARADISE" droned the reply from the crowd. Wolliver Sting stood smiling before his small group of dedicated followers. Each and every one of them stood to attention, hanging on his every word. He prickled with delight as they repeated his mantra... Continue Reading →
“What do you fink you could all do in 40 seconds Bruce?” asked Larry inquisitively. “40 seconds?” crooned Bruce with a confused look on his face. “I dunno, mate, make a cup of coffee maybe? Oh no, I’ve got it, give Jennifer Aniston the greatest night of her life” he chuckled. “You’re ‘orrible mate” laughed... Continue Reading →
I love you. We love you. You spend the most precious thing in life on us daily - your time. You’re selfless. I ask you your hobby, you tell me it’s us. We’re all you think about. We’re all you worry about. We don’t deserve you. Your dedication to us is relentless. You make us... Continue Reading →
“Wake up!” screamed Andrew directly into his ear. “Wh, wh, what time is it?” he muttered. He rolled over and pawed at his phone sitting on his bedside table. The bright screen illuminated the room. He squinted his eyes to look at it. 2:37am. He let out a noise situated somewhere between frustration and anger.... Continue Reading →
I had been climbing for just over an hour and stopped to catch a breath. Below me was a white mist of nothingness. I had no idea how far I'd come but had estimated before I started that the full climb would take me around 2 hours. Surprisingly my feet felt fine. I wiggled my... Continue Reading →
Jeff Brooks is Dead!!!! 